The Wilco of One Wing is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.965 billion One Wingians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient One Wingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion wilcoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,613 wilcoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, it turns out that trees grow on wilcoes, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, and the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. One Wing's national animal is the album, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

One Wing is ranked 39,584^th in the world and 1,799^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 64,352.35 Standard Monetary Units.